Tuesday, January 18, 2011
I am in a funk! A funking funk! It might be the dreary grey weather, but I doubt it is the only reason. I feel like I am at a crossroads, only it is so foggy I can't see the road, much less a sign.
Since I am feeling all blah and *sigh*, I have decided to make a wish list.
I wish I never ran out of Q-tips. I love to clean (OK, give myself chills) my ears twice a day.
I wish I had a nanny, a maid and a hot pool boy that didn't speak English, but adored fat, old American broads. And that he looked like this:
I wish I could lose weight as easily as I do sleep.
I wish that they made chocolate flavored toothpaste.
I wish that once my house was clean it stayed that way longer than 12 seconds. (This is an extreme post-holiday disaster, but you get the gist.)
I wish that I could find a fulfilling, rewarding, fun and well-paying career.
I wish that I never let the one good man I loved get away.
I wish to always have a smart comeback and the wisdom to know when not to use it.
I wish people loved each other more.
I wish that I could hug a puppy every morning.
I wish I could have a do-over on life.
I wish spring would come already.